That Special Place in Hell

Here's a list of people and things that deserve a special place in hell:

• People with gas vehicles who park at the diesel pump, especially those who park there to go buy something into the little convenience store... not even there to pump car-running nectar. 
• Those who think that men and women can't be "just friends."
• People who give unsolicited advice. 
• People who can't stop talking about themselves. 
• Overly-political douches on Facebook or Twitter. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID OPINION GO AWAY JESUS CHRIST!
• Spiders, aka NOPES. 

• Cheap vacuums. 
• Shedding season. 
• Not getting the channel that airs the San Jose Sharks games. 

• Tumbleweeds. 
• People who smoke while driving. 

• My neighbors because every single one of those fuckers smoke and the nasty smell gets in my apartment. Fuck. You. 
• Lifetime movies for being so bad and addictive. 

Expect That Special Place in Hell Pt 2 soon.