Sunday, January 30, 2011
Cal Aggie Criterium
The morning of (January 29), I was freaking. It was wet (super foggy), and uh.. it's a race! This would be my second crit and I still have no fucking idea what I'm doing. Got up way too early (about an hour before my alarm), ate, freaked, got my kit on, brushed my teeth and did all of that girly shit, freaked, got my bike and gear ready, and freaked some more.
I got lost in the park because I'm awesome like that. I eventually found the crit because derp, road closures. Signed in and freaked some more. Texted Heather who gave me some good tips. Bumped into Reese, a Team Revs teammate who was racing the Master's 4/5, also bumped into some CSUS teammates. Then I bumped into my ladies TR teammates. It was Karen's birthday, Andrea was debating the race, Andie signed up. Eventually, Andrea and Karen caved into peer pressure and signed up.
Goal: Don't crash on the wet asphalt.
At the line up, I was nervous. Really nervous. It was wet and I've never raced on wet asphalt before. It started and off we went. There were a LOT of sketchy riders. Hey, whatever. I eventually decided to yell at Andrea to get on my wheel because we were going to the front. I pulled for a few laps, in which I was dying in because WTF dude I've never ridden up front in a crit or that aggressively. At that point, I didn't care if I blew myself up too much, I just wanted to get out of the sketchy field and if one of my teammates could take advantage of that, then awesome! The group did its natural rotation, and then I attacked again. I wanted to be up front because some of these chicks didn't know how to handle their bikes worth shit. Corners? Forget about it. Whatever. A couple of UC Davis girls were all over the place. At several points, one of them was close to hitting my front wheel, to where I told her to watch out. In all honesty, I wanted to say, "Hey, bitch. If you hit my front wheel and take me down, you're coming down with me!" I went with "I'm on your right..." I kept calling my lines on the corners. Hell, I was talking a lot because I didn't want to crash. The point of me calling my line was so that they didn't bump into me. The point of me calling my lines was not so that these chicks would take them!!!! Hey, it happens.
We kept on going and on the last lap, I made a stupid move and got boxed in. Shit. I couldn't find a way out. I decided that on the last corner I'd attack any opening, and I did. Problem? A UC Davis chick cut me off before the sprint. Damn. At that point, I knew it was over, but decided to take a bit of a sprint to at least move up in placings. It's racing. If you don't have your tactics down, you'll get no where. Brute force will only take you so far! I learned my lesson in this one. Pay attention, dip shit!
At least I learned what to look for and what to expect. It's only my second crit so I'm still not sure of what to do and, most importantly, when to make a move. My cornering and bike-handling skills are better than I thought on wet asphalt. This was a good first crit of the year. I feel like I have the strength, though I can get stronger. Now I need my tactics!
Results? Out of a field of 30 women
Andrea: 14th! Chica was on fire!
Me: 18th
Karen: 22nd
Andie: Unfortunately flatted.
Lessons:
- Keep talking and communicating. No matter how annoying it is, it'll save your ass.
- Don't attack so soon.
- Keep track of where the other chicks are so you don't get boxed in.
- Be confident on those corners. They're never as bad as they seem.
- Sprint. Fucking. Harder.
- I love me new wheels.
I think that if the TR ladies can get some tactics together, we'll have an amazing team. For being so new, we're already showing a lot of potential. Thanks to Reese, Mike, and everyone who calmed us down and helped us out, and more thanks to Reese for letting me use his trainer to warm up a bit. And thanks to Heather for all of her help! She's amazing!
Next race is a collegiate race. The UC Davis collegiate race. Hey, Aggie chicks, watch the fuck out.
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Wheels
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Mac Update
A lot of you know that I've had an on-going battle with my horse's, Mac, weight. He was at a "facility" in Granite Bay where he was put with two other horses, STILL charged me as if he were in a stall, and fed just enough. Unfortunately, my horse is very picky with his hay and he's not very food-motivated (unless it's a carrot). My horse started to lose weight, and quickly. The other two horses would gobble the food up and Mac, being a slow eater, barely got any.
The owner of the facility told me that he "was eating $200 worth of food." Bullshit. If he were, he wouldn't be so god-damn skinny. I got fed up. I packed up his stuff and left (which she wasn't very happy about. A boarder who was overpaying just left!)
He went to the place where I worked and lived at the time. Things got sour there (aka the "boss" went batshit insane) so I had to take him out. A lady leased him, so, reluctantly, I let him go to her house. He was STILL skinny and the lady didn't do what I told her would work to make him gain weight. The lease didn't work out, and I took him to Knicker Knob Stables, where he currently is.
Here he is when he first got to Knicker Knob, probably a month or so after his arrival date, at 854 pounds. He had gained about 60 pounds at this point. Yeah... he had GAINED 60 pounds when this picture was taken.
He's been there since the end of summer. Eating, being a horse, etc. And I've been able to enjoy my horse more than I have in the past couple of years (the chick at the Granite Bay place made my life a living hell). As of today, my horse now looks like this (see picture below), FULLY body clipped...

He's not eating $200 worth of food, yet he's gaining weight. See the bullshit I was telling you about? His weight right now is ideal, and I'm so happy I'm back at Knicker Knob. He's as happy as he has been in a long time. And why? Because we let our horses be horses at this place!
Sorry you had to go through hell and back, Spanky. I'm definitely apologetic for my mistakes. At least you're at a fantastic, safe place now... and we're not leaving!
Saturday, January 8, 2011
First Race: TBF New Year's Duathlon
Friday, January 7, 2011
Spin Burger
Monday, January 3, 2011
Resolutions vs Goals
Alright, it's day 3 of the new year. We all have resolutions, right? Lose weight, be nicer, be a better person, volunteer more, give to charity, lose weight, get faster, lose my fat ass, get a better bike, get a better job, lose weight, go to the gym more. Look, I don't really care what your resolution is. What I care is that the resolutionists go to my gym and crowd it even though we all know they're going to be gone by March... or at least until their personal training sessions are over.
No. We don't all have resolutions. I don't make resolutions; I make goals. And to accomplish my goals, I work my effin' ass off. It's the only way I can accomplish my goals, whether it's to lose 20 pounds so I can catch those skinny rodies on a hill or to work my ass off so I can get a better bike/set of wheels or components... or maybe to study more to keep my grades up. Whatever it is, it's not a damn resolution - it's my LIFE and I make GOALS in my life, and I work ALL YEAR AROUND to make them happen.
I go to the gym and I see a lot of ads for weight loss. "Work out! Accomplish that resolution!" Hah. Out of the hundreds of people I've seen (I've been going to the same gym for 12 years.. I've seen a lot of people come and go), maybe FIVE have actually changed their life to stay healthy. They don't just "work out," they train. Training is everything. Working out is just something people do to kid themselves into thinking they're going to accomplish that resolution. Well, they accomplish the resolution, but that resolution goes away, and they stop going to the gym. That initial motivation that people get in January dies and the 20 pounds they lost come back... plus 15 more. Sad.
What are my goals?
- Cycle 9,000 miles. In 2010 I cycled 7,548 miles. 9K is an achievable goal.
- Complete more endurance races on my horse. Two sports (once in which I ride in two teams), work, and full-time (plus) school is hard, but my time management skills are amazing. You should make yours just as amazing.
- Not die with all of the units I'm taking this semester.
- Race my bike more.
- Run a full marathon.
- Compete in more duathlons.
- Finish top 5 in some races.
- Go to more races, whether to race or volunteer.
- Be open to meeting new friends. I did this in 2010 and have met some AMAZING people. 2011 is no different.
- Keep being awesome.
More goals will come. I'll be a busy little bee. Join me in goal-making. Don't be one of those annoying resolutionists. Make it life-changing. My life changed so much in 2010, and really, change is one of the best things that we have.
Monday, October 11, 2010
Knicker Knob Schooling Show
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
TBF Duathlon (and a Henleyville Road Race Correction)
Monday, September 20, 2010
Henleyville Road Race
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Cyclebration 2010
Goals: Set PR.
I discovered that day that I was able to go to class AND race the TT. At first I thought that I would have to skip school (ahem) to get to the TT on time. Nope! So, I got to fry my brain AND my body in one day!
My start time was 5:18:30. I got there, got my packet, socialized (a lot), and went back to the car, changed, and got my bike ready. As I was looking around, pretty much everyone and their mother had a TT bike, aero-helmet, booties... they were decked out. I had my clip on aero-bars :) Either way, I was still intimidated a bit because, holy crap, everyone has awesome gear/stuff/know how to actually TT.
I warned up enough and headed to the start. I got there with 3 minutes to my start, went up, and away I went. The conditions were pretty much perfect. The wind wasn't strong (which is rare for that canal), and it wasn't hot. It was an ideal TT day!
My speed was good going out, turned around it was the same coming back. Only two ladies passed me (all decked out!) who had a LOT of experience. I got to the finish, saw my time, and knew I set a PR! Average speed of about 22mph, which is the fastest I've gone on that TT and a time of 30:02 minutes on an 11-mile course. Of course, it took a LONG time (close to 2 hours) to get our times because there was an issue with the Pro men and a protest, but we eventually got our times. Some of us were getting cranky, but oh well.
Overall, I think my preparation for this was pretty good. Going out and TT'ing and doing some long,
high-intensity riding on the trails. I know I can definitely improve for next season and I think I got some good ideas!
Placing: 12 out of 22 women. Not bad for my first official TT ever!
Goal achieved!
Saturday: Criterium
Goals: Finish with the main group. Do not crash.
This was nerve wracking at first. The crit is the race that I have been stressing over because I've never ridden in a pack in a race. This was my first crit, so I was excited and nervous. I met up with Karen and Andrea, who also raced in the CAT-4 women, and warmed up on the trainers. John, Randy, Mike, and other teammates were there.
We went to the line up and found out that we had a mentor. Awesome! The ref was going over laps and points, which I didn't understand (until Randy explained AFTER the race). We went on a neutral lap, stopped, and then started the race. Oh man... THAT was what I was looking forward to.
I was near the back during the beginning of the race. I didn't know what the hell I was doing, so I just chilled (hah!) and scoped out what was going on. The more I was into the race, the better I felt. So, I moved up a bit. The gals would sprint and attack, then recover, sprint, recover. I kept up. Seeing Karen and Andrea there helped a LOT! Seeing familiar and friendly faces helped calm down the nerves.
Before I knew it, we had 3 laps to go on our 40-minute race. On the second to
last lap, I got boxed in. In the corner, I was able to get out and attack with the lead group. I heard John yell, "MOVE UP!!!" The girls took off and I drafted one girl to the finish and was about half a wheel from getting ahead of her (later discovered that she was a state champ). I didn't shift on the sprint, which I tend to do (a tip from Joan on our last practice) and it paid off, I think! My HR was 197 bmp on that sprint, which I think was from nerves, excitement, and the fact that I actually SPRINTED and was able to hold it (I've NEVER been a good sprinter).
Took a recovery lap (hurr my heart was coming out of my throat!), talked to some of the women, found out I met and chatted with the winner at the Winters Road Race, chatted with Karen, and went to our mentor meeting. She didn't have anything negative to say! Really, this group was fantastic, and it was great to have such an awesome group who knew how to corner and communicated a lot. From what I hear, it's rare for CAT-4 women to be that good at bike-handling and communication. I think that this was a fantastic first crit for me!
Socialized some (because I totally don't know how to do that), watched some of the guys represent Team Revs in their race, talked to Heather, and then headed to Randy's short track race (but first we got some Starbucks).
What I thought of my preparation for this? I think it was great! John and Joan helped us so much to prepare for a crit and I can't thank them enough. I'm so glad I went to practices and asked a lot of questions (some really dumb ones at times, but hey, I need to learn, haha!). So glad to have such awesome teammates who are willing to help us!
Placing: 8th out of 19 women.
Goal more than achieved!

Sunday: Circuit Race
Goal: No crashing, make turns, finish with pack.
Okay, I was REALLY nervous for this one. On this course, you go over two bridges in Folsom: Rainbow Bridge and the American River Bridge. Everyone has been telling me how fun and awesome this course is. The catch? Two hairpin turns... we all know how good of a turned I am.
No.
I took two warmup laps with Mike and Karen (Karen and I were the two Team Revs women racing it). After going through the turns, I felt okay and more nervous. On the corner to Rainbow Bridge, a lot of water had spilled. Ugh.
We started late, but that's okay.. it kept my "nervous energy" up (aka HOLYSHITI'MGOINGTODIE!). 19 women in our group. Whistle blew. First hairpin, a Metromint girl crashed, but jumped
right back on her bike and caught us. Down to the first bridge. Slowish lap. We were feeling everything out. Most of the women in this group were in the crit, so it was a good group, except they were a bit shadier in the hairpins. I got caught on the inside of the hairpin once and lost way too much momentum, but was able to keep it up and catch the pack.
On one of the laps (3rd to last, I believe), the pack suddenly slammed on the brakes for some reason, at the moment I was going 26 mph, and I locked up my brakes. That was the biggest, "Oh shit I'm going to die and go down and I'm taking two girls down with me!" After a lot of skidding and a LOT of fishtailing, I was able to keep my bike up and continue with the race.
Second to last lap, feeling it. The speed went up. I kept up though.
Last lap, the pace REALLY went up. I was able to keep up, got caught in a corner, and lost a bit of the pack, but kept up for the most part. Lost a little in the corner since a girl cut me off, but the Metromint girl who crashed told me to get on her wheel and she pulled me up. How awesome is that? Caught up with another lady, and got her on the sprint after the last hairpin turn.
Average Speed: 20 mph.
Max Speed: 32 mph.
Place: 13th out of 19.
HR: 190 - 195 on average.
Goal achieved!
After the circuit, I hung out with my teammates while waiting for results. Socialized (see a trend here?) and saw our CAT-5 teammates race, and they kicked ass and took names! Those guys were punishing the group!
Then I was told that I should "be careful with [my] back tire." Eh? Oh.. when I locked up my brake, I put a hole in my tire. Sweet! Battle wound on my bike from my first circuit! Not so sweet that I have to replace it, but oh well! I know... I have an oddly positive way of looking at things. I'm like this with almost everything ;)
Got my results. Omnium placing? 8th place. Not too shabby for my first omnium ever!
Things I learned:
- I can ride in a pack.
- My bike handling skills are better than I give myself credit for.
- I can ride at higher speeds for longer than I thought.
- I can push myself to limits I didn't even know I had!
- I'm going, no AM, addicted to this, and I want more more more!!
This weekend was AMAZING. I can't believe how much fun it was and how much I learned. Having a team there, cheering, riding with me, and giving pointers and helping out was the best thing a rookie like me could ask for. I know I joined the right team.
Here's to another race down. Henleyville, here I come!!
